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NO SIGN OF THE TIMES

Eccentric billionaire couple Anthony and Patricia Time have gone missing when their 

private jet disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle. The Times took off from JFK at 8 AM 

this Tuesday never to be heard from again!

Sole heir to their incredible fortune is their only son, Justin.