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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

I'm Hopeless

Hopelessly happy                heh

I decided I would actually start this blog now. I mean, it's already kind of started so I'll just run with it. I guess I should stop berating you. I'm sorry for before. You know I didn't mean it. I love you, really. If you were here right now I'd fondle your genitals. You are a beautiful flower. I just want to gather all of you up and put you in a pretty vase and keep you forever and ever! I'd keep you until you become nothing more than a jug of withered, dried up plant penises. That's how much I love you, you monster.

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